folkwytch:

i wish i were a tiny mouse tucked up in a tiny bed under a tiny patchwork quilt in a burrow under a tree. no responsibilities except making raindrop wine and rose jam and making sure i sweep the little doorstep every morning

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, when someone throws me something and I manage to actually catch it:

alexander:

australia after one mass shooting in 1996:

serotnin:

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid

benepla:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

cumprise:

dslinfreak:

cumprise:

I’m a stay at home thot

You shouldn’t be a thot, you should be a trained slave. A thot is a wanna be owned slave that hasn’t been properly broken, but you’re almost there. You desire to be broken if you’re a thot, the man who tried to be your master simply was too weak to finish the job.

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